What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?